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What's posted here stays here. I am vulgar and crass, and have a tendency to speak my mind plainly. I will be speaking of illegal and immoral activities, including, but not limited to: media piracy, sexual acts, drug use, pagan rituals and thought, speeding, vandalism, and liberalism. If these things offend you, do not read, or at least keep your comments limited to livejournal or private correspondence. If not, I go completely private. Fair enough?

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May. 13th, 2007 @ 03:25 am lolheroes
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I need to thank Jake for this one, as he is the one who created it.  We're thinking about making more.  It's kinda a spoiler, so if you're not caught up on heroes, like, close your eyes or something. 


More to follow, I hope.
May. 2nd, 2006 @ 01:02 pm I am ashamed
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The recent Action Figure Crisis was solved by Jake's desk, and not my own.

I miss my toys.
May. 1st, 2006 @ 07:24 am
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Listening to: slipknot - vermillion
It's Shaving Day!!!
Apr. 30th, 2006 @ 07:02 am I invented a word!
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and that word, my friends?


Feel free to define it for yourself.
Apr. 29th, 2006 @ 03:46 pm I'm on vacation!!!
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Latest Diagnosis: bouncybouncy
Listening to: Portishead - Roads
Okay, not for reals. But I did have the last 2 days off, worked 6 hours today, and have the next 2 days off as well. For now, I'm not sure what I'm going to do with all of the time. I know I'll be going over to Fauna and Denton's for dinner tonight (pending Jake's approval, of course - Daisy - my old car - is quite gone). Other than that, I have no idea. I basically wasted the last 2 days I had off on sleep, and that doesn't seem like as welcome an option any more.

One thing's for sure... I'll probably have seen Tank Girl one more time before going back to work on Tuesday.

I love that movie. Pa-pa-pa-payow!
Apr. 26th, 2006 @ 04:21 am Damn it...
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Latest Diagnosis: jealousjealous
Listening to: computer hum
I got up a few minutes ago, and had a thought that made my mind not want to shut off again. I went to bed early today to make sure I could get up early enough to get my check cashed, etc. before work. Not too sure how that's gonna happen now, though I am in the process of enjoying more sleep drugs.

Sometimes I really hate living in my own head. Or maybe it's my heart, I'm not too sure. Either way, one of them is a jealous, pitiable fuck. x + 2 = 4, solve for x. If time is really going in a loop, is this the day of the patio or the garage? Does it matter? Both were disgusting frames of mind. I know, go cryptic boy, right?

Anyway, it's none of my damned business, regardless of my feelings on the subject. Jealousy is quite possibly my least favorite emotion. It makes me hate myself, especially when I have no right to be jealous.

The fact that you should not lie to loved ones trumps this.

The fact that I'm more worried about her than anything else trumps all that.

Stay good, Brian. Stay good. I know, I know. It's difficult.
Apr. 25th, 2006 @ 02:41 pm Unstuck
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Latest Diagnosis: awakeawake
Listening to: k's choice - i smoke a lot
I'm thinking of this journal a lot, and how most of my latest posts have been downers. It's not all that bad lately. I'mma start updating a little more regularly. Huzzah!

My cigarette just fell. Poor guy.
Mar. 21st, 2006 @ 12:45 pm Brian's "New Rules"
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Latest Diagnosis: awakeawake
1. Jake's "a'ight" privileges shall be revoked. When he says "a'ight", it reminds me rather chillingly of Christian Bale in Shaft.

2. I am not allowed to have a crush on anyone, ever again. It makes me stupid.

3. Snow stops falling in Wisconsin when it officially turns spring. Anything less is undignified.
Mar. 17th, 2006 @ 05:36 pm Party Crasher
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Latest Diagnosis: grumpygrumpy
Listening to: Marilyn Manson - 1996
Most people, on this day, tend to look to their ancestry and strain to see some Irish. Then, according to tradition, they tend to drink until they fall down.

This is not what this day does for me. Will I be inebriated? Yes. Does this differ much from every other day in that respect? No.

I've felt, for a long time now, that St. Patrick's Day is a travesty. I look on it as a day of mourning. St. Patrick was the man responsible for "removing the snakes from Ireland", or so the story goes. First of all, it's just too goddamned cold in Ireland to house snakes in the first place. But nevermind that. What the story is an allegory for is him bringing Christianity to Ireland (something he's responsible for promoting, but it was hardly new to the country). What he really did was to help kill off and/or assimilate the old ways into modern day Catholicism. I take this day to remember what he, and all of his other Crusader/conquistador honchos up in Rome took away from us: culture that was valid, that was more in tune with the way the world works. Religions that, were they in power today, could provide different standards of living for us all. In short, a better world.

My viewpoint might be a little shortsided, a little biased. But who's isn't?
Mar. 3rd, 2006 @ 01:23 pm
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I want to spend a billion dollars just getting myself t-shirts from the fine people who write Diesel Sweeties. That is all.